Heres part 2 oh yeah if u guys 4 get if u guys crack the case b4 the last post is issued u win 5 dollars of what? cash money! serious 5 bucks well some parts requre the knowledge of some movies like 300 and pink pnther and potc
previously on my detective story, a dame was found dead on a hot summer day. the mysetrious appearence of inspecter jackass corsian(pronuced as wukass crusont, its french comprende?...wait i meant wee?) and the man in white futher conplicates the matter.
just then cameras surrounded me
"no pictures please, icannot distrubute any information on the case"
everyone stared at me as silence fell
'get this idiot out of here please! and bring me my donuts?'
a bunch of thugs surrounded me they looked suspiciously like spartan warriors.
.... maybe cus they are!!!!!!!!!!
"SPARTANS!!!!! FORM UP!"
a load voice and lots of salivation mind u landed one me...
"AROO! AROO AROO!"...
surely it was a mistake! i took out my passport"im not a presian!!!!!!!"
"LIAR!!!!"
"whos this?"
"THIS IS SPPPPPARTA!!!!"
"say it dont spray it duded, sriously if u keep doing that and shouting it doestn work anymore ppl are expecting u too shout its not scarry anymore."
"I AM NOT SHOUTING!" his spear edge closer.....anw i awoke in a cell damp and dark.
i groaned who can save me?
"i can!"
(cue potc them music)
as a man is some really whacked clothing stepd out! red bandanna black sleveless jacket. whit strape jacket and a really whacked addidas shoes!
" I am captian rack hallows" his two hands shot out forming 2 Ls as he leaned back slightly
"your drunk"
"and i gt a ship riiiiight out there!"he said in a voice suspiciously like jonny depp
'dude stop trying to imitate it sux"
" and i can get you out of here. ah all we have to do is wait for that timmy turner and his very odd parents will get us out of here!"
'riiiiggt'
'bt u must help ME..... do u noe abt.... gravy bones?"
"yeah i got a pack of it right here help ur slef!"
"whoo yummy i love this stuff man, ill get u out all we need is the pieces of eggs"
its official... he is drunk....
to be contiued...
THIS EDITION IS SPOSERED BY GRAVY BONES' PORK GRAVY AND PORK AND LARDS...mmmm iiiiiitttttssss GRAVY!(tasty)
hope u like it its kinda impromtu sry cuz i lost some of my drafts haha.
so the questions are
who killed the dame?
why am i captured by spartans?
the answere will be revlealed int he last part
until then u can still give ans via tag board or sms or msn me !
5 bucks!
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